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Pandora Scooter: Bio & Solo Show Info

Pandora Scooter - rhymescape philopher / rhythmic ranter

WHO. Winner of the SpokenKnowledge 2008 DNC Contest for her anti-racism piece "Other." Cast in reality spoken word television show, RELE. In rotation on Women Of Substance radio.  Endorsed by International Folk Poet Alix Olson and hailed as a Spoken Word Rock Star, Pandora Scooter has performed in NYC, Washington DC, Jackson, MI, Richmond, VA, Boston, San Francisco and, most recently, she brought down the house in Austin, TX. She also features at New Jersey Performing Arts Center every year in HIP HOP: Out, Loud and Proud. Writer of five solo-shows, hailed by nytheatre.com as a "masterful entertainer" and by Out in Jersey as "a Force of Nature." Pandora Scooter entertains, inspires and makes people laugh 'til it hurts. Pandora is also an unyielding advocate for peace amongst all people and carries this message throughout her work - both the hilarious and the sober. Pandora identifies as a QUEERMAMASAPIEN, and is pro-people, in all their glorious individualizations. She speaks fluidly and lucidly on behalf of misfits and 'fits,' of all walks and talks. Her hilarious spoken-word rhymes and rants thrill and inspire audiences up and down the East Coast. She's been put into categories including everything from stand-up comedy to hip-hop to folk poet to performance artist. Her work defies conventional labels, just as she does herself. And hands-down, she's the funniest Atheist/Amerasian/Dyke spoken word artist you've ever seen.

WHAT. She has performed at venues including: New Jersey Performing Arts Center (the sixth largest Performing Arts Center in the USA) for Planet Hip Hop 2 & 3, as well as for HIP HOP: OUT, LOUD & PROUD, a sold-out show she conceived of, curated and hosted. Baltimore Pride 2005, Mississipi's OUToberfest 2005, Capitol Rainbowfest (Trenton, NJ's Pride Celebration), Cornelia Street Cafe's Pink Pony Series (NYC), Nuyorican Youth Slam (NYC), Phase 1 (Washington DC), TruthSerum.Org at the Milky Way Lounge (Boston), Austin's M.A.L.I.'s Women's Festival, as well as featuring at numerous open-mics throughout New Jersey and Philadelphia. On the college/high school circuit, Pandora has performed at George Washington Univesrity, NYU, Farmingdale State College (NY), Rutgers, Newark; Rutgers, New Brunswick, Mercer County College, Brookdale Community College (all NJ), Millenium High School & Manhattan Marymount College (NYC), Solebury School (HS, New Hope, PA) Boston University, James Madison University (VA), and University of Connecticut. Pandora's two solo shows, FEAR JUNKIE and SAMURAIZATION have played to crtical and box office success. FEAR JUNKIE: An Exploration of Fear, Consumerism and Why I Sleep with the Lights On, was developed at New York Theatre Workshop's Larson Lab and then went on to short runs at Where Eagles Dare Theatre Company and Asbury Park Black Box Theatre. The show earned a star rating for being noteworthy from the editors of nytheatre.com. SAMURAIZATION: One Woman Learns to Have her Sushi and Eat It, Too was developed at Asbury Park Black Box Theatre, went on to an extended run in New York City's Stage Left Studios and then moved to Rahway, NJ where it was presented by Joe Mancuso in association with the Union County Arts Center at El Bodegon's Salon space. SAMURAIZATION won Pandora a grant to support its development and production from the Puffin Foundation.

Influences include Carol Burnett, Eddie Izzard, Margaret Cho, Dr. Seuss, Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner, Ellen Degeneres, Laurie Anderson, Arrested Development, Bertolt Brecht, Tracy Chapman, Caryl Churchill, Ani DiFranco, T.S. Eliot, Maggie Estep!, ICE-T, Quincy Jones, Charlie Mingus, Alanis Morrissette, N.W.A., Suzan Lori Parks, Prince, Reno, and Tennessee Williams.

WHY. I believe the world needs as much connection between people as possible. I'm out here to connect with as many people as I can - and to let people know it's ok to connect with each other. To let them know that it's ok to be everything they are and want to be - in all the complexities and confusions that make life what it is: one big, crazy, beautiful messy love storm. Power to the Peaceful and Love to All...

PANDORA'S SOLO SHOWS - descriptions

PERSONHOOD - The Art of Being Human

PERSONHOOD: The Art of Being Human is the title of Pandora's concert shows which include everything from spoken-word pieces to stand-up to improvisation to audience participation...all having to do with Accepting Yourself No Matter What Your Stripes. This show is customized to suit the venue's needs; it can run 45 minutes to 2 hours.

For more information or to book this show, email pandorascooter@aol.com.

SAMURAIZATION - A Hilarious Show About Death


SAMURAIZATION: one woman learns to eat her sushi and have it, too!

A show about life, death and happiness served up raw on a bed of laughs. Inspired by the life of Nobel nominated Japanese novelist, Yukio Mishima.

This show is for everyone who is mortal!

SAMURAIZATION premiered at Asbury Park Black Box Theatre in Sept. 2005 and was the recipient of a grant from the Puffin Foundation. It is currently in pre-production for filming in 2010 by To and Fro Productions.

For more information and to book this show, contact pandora@pandorascooter.com.

FEAR JUNKIE - solo show


FEAR JUNKIE, a rhythmic rant and conversation, is an exploration of fear, consumerism and why I sleep with the lights on. Inspired by Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine and Barry Glassner's FEAR: Why Americans are Afraid of the Wrong Things, this witty and sharp solo-show asks why we're all so anxiety-riddled all the time and delves into the power of being optimistic.

The show can be customized to run anywhere between 35 and 60 minutes…

Received a star for ‘noteworthy’ from nytheatre.com (July 2004). Information on where the show has been produced is listed above in the bio.

For more information on this show and to book it, please contact pandorascooter@aol.com.

THE MOMMY PROJECT - The Real Poop on Parenting


Growing Up 101 - Pandora pieces together the puzzle of parenting and being parented. THE MOMMY PROJECT is a saucy, fun, irreverent and candid cure for the comon cultural misunderstanding that mothering (parenting) is all smiles and giggles.

This one-woman comedy will make anyone who is a mom or has a mom feel better about the mother of all relationships!